Irony
August 27, 2009
I spotted this car while driving yesterday and it pretty much blew my mind. And, being the faithful fail blog reader that I am, had to submit it. You can vote for it if you’re so inclined!
How can you put that on a BMW?! How?! And, to answer your question, no there was not some disgruntled ironic seventeen year old emo dude driving the car.
Norwegian Kringla
August 20, 2009
Perhaps it’s because I feel such tremendous change on the horizon (hello LSAT!) but recently I’ve had this heightened interest in getting in touch with my roots. And, since when I say “roots” I really only mean “eating lots of food from places I’m from” I’ve been hankering to do some Norwegian baking!
This sudden interest in my heritage has an added bonus - I get to eat lots of things that don’t have calories since, I’m sure it goes without saying, when you eat for educational and cultural enrichment purposes there aren’t really any calories involved.
So, in honor of this new interest I decided to throw a little potluck party last weekend (co-hosted by Chris, of course!) where everybody had to cook and bring a food from where they’re from!
For the event I decided to use one of my new Norwegian cooking books (thanks mom!) and make Norwegian Kringla. “What’s kringla” you ask? Well after extensive Internet research I’m confident saying it seems to mean a lot of different things. In my case, it’s a sweeter bread with anise seeds that is shaped like figure eights. I can see it being served as a dessert but it really isn’t sweet enough to be a very satisfying one (at least to me!) However, it would be great with a very thin layer of frosting on top. Almost just a sweet glaze. The danger of course is over powering the delicate anise flavoring and its generally airy bread feel.
Anyway! To the recipe! (From a book you really should get)
Ingredients:
2 packages of active dry yeast
1/2 cup warm water (between 105 and 115 F) [don’t get too hot or you’ll kill the yeast!]
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup melted butter [though next time I’ll try not melting it, since Chris is convinced it’s better not to]
1 cup light cream [I used half and half]
1 tablespoon anise seeds crushed [I mostly crushed them but it really doesn’t matter either way. Though the aromatics produced by crushing make it worth your time!]
2 eggs, room temperature
4 cups unbleached all-purpose flour
melted butter to brush on top of finished (and delicious) kringla.
A few dashes of sugar to sprinkle on top of finished (and delicious) butter-glazed kringla
Official Directions:
In large mixing bowl, dissolve yeast in the warm water. Add 1 Tablespoon of the sugar and let stand until yeast foams, about 5 minutes. Add the remaining sugar, butter, cream, anise seed, and eggs. Beat well. Stir in the flour, 1 cup at a time, beating well to keep mixture smooth and satiny. All of the flour should be moistened. Cover and refrigerate for 2 to 24 hours. Cover a baking sheet with parchment paper or grease lightly. Turn dough out onto a lightly floured work surface. Cut it into pieces the size of large walnut. Roll out to strands about 8 inches long. Twist into figure-8s. Place on baking sheets. Let rise 1 hour until puffy. Preheat oven to 400 F. Bake for 15 minutes until golden. Brush baked kringla with melted butter. These are best served just out of the oven.
My slight changes to said directions/ suggestions for improvements:
- You must must must check on the kringla in the oven. In my case they only needed to be baked for 8 minutes. Any more and they most certainly would have burnt. Also, I personally think they’re more delicious if you make them a little bigger than the recipe suggests. Probably more delicious because you get more per serving!
- I’d really recommend (like I mentioned) whipping up a perhaps powdered sugar based glaze and trying it on top of a few. I think it’s really hit the spot!
- Next time I might add just a dash of vanilla and cardamom.
- Next time I’ll definitely make more. The minute I put them out on the table they were snached up! Some people didn’t even get one!
The party was a success (I’d say a party lasting from 6PM till about 1:30AM classifies as a success!) and I had a great opportunity to test out my hand at baking. Some of the highlights from the party include: Chris’ ceviche (with authentic Peruvian flavors thanks to our close proximity to the Mission), Eric’s “bangers and mash” (look, I didn’t name it!), and Esther’s fried rice (god I love fried rice with all the little goodies in it!) Oh! And Chris’ friends Casey and Jake brought some really yummy noodle dish that tasted more like apple pie.
Expect more cooking-apades in the future!